Aloha Oe, Aloha Oe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
One fond embrace, a ho’i a’e au
Until we meet again.
Esmeralda Appreciation Week.
Favorite Physical Feature: Eyes
JAMES CITY — Since pushing their first shovel into the ground 20 years ago, Jamestown archaeologists have rewritten the history of America’s first permanent English settlement numerous times, beginning with the 1996 discovery of the landmark fort that most people believed had been lost.
His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe.